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ST Ficlet + Art - Stuck On You

A cracky ficlet written in an IM to bonesyandjimmy after she requested Bones h/c. I guess I was in a weird mood. XD Brownie points if you can guess the painting. :P

Title: Stuck On You
Length: 313 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I don't think they want to claim this anyhow.
Artwork: By the wonderful bonesyandjimmy ! :D


One day, Leonard McCoy woke up, took a shower, then went to work in Sickbay; like he did six out of the seven days of the ship's week. This day was special, because it was the day where the Bolian ambassador was visiting the ship. This wouldn't normally be a problem, but the ambassador had a horrible stomachache and hadn't told anyone, so when Doctor McCoy was giving him a tour of Sickbay, the ambassador was forced to run to the head; the fumes were so bad that poor McCoy, who was closest to the bathroom, passed out, knocking his head on a biobed on the way down. The rest of the staff managed to get out in one piece, but they were forced to cycle the air several times before anyone could go back in there. McCoy woke up alone during the air cleaning, his head spinning and stomach churning; he managed to grab and pass the ambassador a hypo for stomach flu before losing consciousness again.

When McCoy awoke, he was in his own bed...no, wait, the captain's chambers, he knew that painting with the dead guys on the raft anywhere (and Jim really needs happier decor.) Said captain was trying to impersonate one of those creatures from Fubar 5 (who names these fucking planets, anyway?) that attack by wrapping themselves around their prey and hugging them until they starve to death from being unable to move, but McCoy never really minded it (although he would never admit as such out loud, he has a reputation of being a grumpy asshole to maintain, after all) and he decided to give his leech a kiss on the forehead and go back to sleep. Jim squeezed him a little tighter, and McCoy snorted (partially due to the fact he was having problems breathing now, but oh well) and closed his eyes.
    
    THE END





Yeah, I dunno. Nearing 40k on WS. :)

Comments

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gwynraven
May. 17th, 2010 02:55 am (UTC)
I'm assuming it would be "The Raft of the Medusa" by Théodore Géricault. I can't think of any other famous paintings with dead people on rafts.

Oh, and I loved the ficlet. Great crack to end my day with :)
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 02:58 am (UTC)
That was quick. XD

Thanks a lot! Glad you liked it. :)
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appelwagon
May. 17th, 2010 02:59 am (UTC)
1) PICTURE. LOL

2) CHILDREN'S LITERATURE-ESQUE NARRATION. LOL

3) ADORABLE HUGGING DEATH-CREATURES. LOL

4) JIM HAS RAFT OF THE MEDUSA IN HIS QUARTERS. ROFLMAOMGBBQ

IN SUMMARY, SLOWLY ASPHYXIATING FROM LOLING
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 03:16 am (UTC)
All-caps comment! AWESOME :D

I could probably do a serious ficlet about Jim having the Raft of the Medusa in his quarters, but not today. :P

Glad you liked! :DD
easilymused1956
May. 17th, 2010 04:17 am (UTC)
Absoutely adorable start to finish.

Renee
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
Thanks a lot! :D
liamgolucky
May. 17th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
The raft of medusa
oh
my
god.
ahfakjshdfjkdhf.
i cant breathe, I seriously cant breathe.
oh jim.
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 07:50 am (UTC)
XDDD Thanks? :P
kawasakininja
May. 17th, 2010 08:00 am (UTC)
Ha ha ha, the accompanying artwork is priceless! As is McCoy's voice in the fic, the patient endurance when he's dealing with Jim. Also loved the whole act of heroics with the hypo, Bones being the doctor before anything else.
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 08:21 am (UTC)
Isn't it? She's great like that. :D

I think you've given the most indepth review of a 300 word crackfic ever. XD Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
graceandfire
May. 17th, 2010 08:23 am (UTC)
Hee!!! The picture and ficlet are so adorable. So, so adorable.
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 08:35 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed them! :D <3
averzierlia
May. 17th, 2010 10:18 am (UTC)
THIS IS SO ADORABLE, EVEN CAPS LOCK CANNOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY JOY!
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 10:53 am (UTC)
THANK YOU! :D GLAD YOU LIKED IT! <3
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ruegge
May. 17th, 2010 10:50 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD
If I wouldn't be at work, I would laugh my ass off! *LOL*
And that pic is just AWESOME!!!! Faaaantastic! xDDD
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 10:55 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'm happy people are finding it funny. XD

And isn't the picture amazing? I love it too! :D
welovethelegend
May. 17th, 2010 02:49 pm (UTC)
Ahaha you already know I love the fix, and I love the artwork too. Also I love limpet!Jim. Okay, I love it all, haha. <3

Oh and I think I have an idea for my big bang. Yay! XD
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
XDDDD <3

Yay! I'll make you fess up later. ::evil cackle::
lesserpanda
May. 17th, 2010 04:11 pm (UTC)
This was adorable. I loved Bones thinking of Jim as "his leech". And the picture is awesomely appropriate (I love Jim's fangs)
anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
Bones means it in the most loving way possible. ;)

The picture is awesome, and will remind her of this muchly. :D

Thank you!
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anruiukimi
May. 17th, 2010 11:52 pm (UTC)
You would. XD I'm waiting for you to use those mad photography skillz to do some sort of ST-themed shoot, ya know. <3

XD
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secretsolitaire
May. 18th, 2010 02:56 am (UTC)
LOL! Love the art and the ficlet!
anruiukimi
May. 18th, 2010 03:36 am (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked. XD
crackemod
May. 27th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)
anruiukimi
May. 27th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)
Thanks from both BonesyandJimmy and I! :D
thistlerose
May. 27th, 2010 02:41 am (UTC)
This fic and the illustration brought tears of laughter to my eyes. It is a thing of beauty.

he decided to give his leech a kiss on the forehead

Awwwww. :)
anruiukimi
May. 27th, 2010 05:06 am (UTC)
:D Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed! And of course Jim is Bones' little leech. ;)

<3
damaskrose32
May. 28th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
Hee, so cute! Jim got his Bones back from the horrors of stench and isn't letting him go!

And yes, Jim definitely needs more cheerful art than the Raft of the Medusa. *shudders*
anruiukimi
May. 29th, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
Darn tootin'! :D

...and yes, probably. ;)

Thank you!
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