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A fluffy ficlet written in an IM to [info]bonesyandjimmy after she requested Jim getting help for his eternally cold feet. This one is a fluff fest. XD Title quote by the incomparable Phyllis Diller. :D

Title: Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
Length: 432 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I don't think they want to claim this anyhow.
Artwork: By the wonderful [info]bonesyandjimmy ! :D

 Jim looked at Bones' back from his position flopped on the bed, grimacing at the all-too familiar feeling of his feet single-handedly trying to refrigerate his quarters. The room temperature was fine, but his toes refused to accept that fact. It was time to pull out the big guns. "Bones, I can't feel my toes." Bones grunted, but didn't budge from his seat at the desk.

    "Put some socks on." Jim pouted, glaring at the other man's back.

    "It doesn't help." Bones sighed, but still didn't turn around, Jim listened to him poke at his PADD for a moment before he finally responded.

    "Put some socks on and get under the covers." Damnit. There was a script here, and Bones was
seriously dropping the ball.

-" That might have been a bit whiny, but if it got results- 

    Bones sighed, setting his PADD down on the desk and getting to his feet; Jim tried to wiggle his feet in his direction, but they were too cold to get much movement out of them. Bones ignored him, walking to the dresser and pulling out a pair of thick socks before walking back to the bed and presenting them to Jim.

    "Socks." Jim shot Bones a pleading look, and the older man sighed, sitting down on the bed and taking one of Jim's ankles in hand, the exasperated look changing to one of surprise as his fingers contacted Jim's toes. "Good grief, Jim, your feet are colder than my ex's!" Warm hands encompassed his foot and began to rub, and Jim settled back with a little moan as Bones' talented hands massaged his foot. He began to purr as Bones put a sock on the foot he had been manipulating before moving to the other and repeating the process; Jim let his eyes drift closed as Bones continued to work, but all too soon he was putting the other sock on and getting up off the bed, leaving his poor feet all alone to get cold again. Jim's eyes flew open, and he gave Bones the most pathetic look he could conjure; the two men stared at each other until Bones growled.

    "You are a serious pain in the ass," he muttered, pulling back the covers on the bed and manhandling Jim under them before sliding in beside him. Jim grinned, pressing his face to his bed mate's shoulder and wrapping his legs around their toastier neighbors.

    "You know you love me." The bottoms of his still-freezing feet pressed against the back of Bones' calves, and the older man jerked automatically.

    "I'm reconsidering that."  


Real life is getting in the way this week, only at 62k XD;


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Jun. 3rd, 2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
Very cute ficlet. I have to say, it's kinda sad but my favorite part of this entire post is Jim's frowny-face boxers. Very close to it, my next favorite being the idea that Bones gives Jim a foot massage and Jim repays him with cold feet on his calves. But it's true, Bones loves him :) Loves him with lots of hypos ;)
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:13 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, I'm sure she'll be thrilled to hear that! Frowny face boxers are awesome. ;)

Thank you for your kind comments! :D
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Jun. 3rd, 2010 01:13 pm (UTC)
Awwww sweet and sarky, just like them :)
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
Of course! :D Thanks a lot! :)
Jun. 3rd, 2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
Awww. Poor, long-suffering Bones. This is adorable, and I truly love Jimmy's frowny-face boxers.
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Hehehe, we like to abuse him! ;)

Thank you! And yes, the boxers are awesome. ;)
Jun. 3rd, 2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
*cracks up* XD Jim is *definitely* a pain in the ass, but he knows he's too adorable to be denied. ^_~

And the art is adorable!

Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC)
It's the reason he gets away with so much, after all! ^_~

Thanks a ton! :D

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Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
We all need a Bones to help warm our feet up. If you find one, be sure to clone him and send one my way. :D

<3 Thank you, dear! <3
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Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
All for you, dear, all for you. ;)

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Jun. 3rd, 2010 07:09 pm (UTC)

And I think "62k" and "only" are mutually exclusive.
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :)

...normally, I would agree, but I don't think I'm even halfway done yet. ::groans::

Jun. 3rd, 2010 07:28 pm (UTC)

I have the same problem with my feet... though I don't think they are THAT bad.
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
Mine get that way only occasionally, but bonesyandjimmy said that her feet are like this a lot. XD

Thank you thank you! :D
Jun. 3rd, 2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
Absolutely adorable. Story and picture.


Edited at 2010-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)
Jun. 3rd, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed! :)

Jun. 4th, 2010 12:19 am (UTC)
So cute, cannot cope. Omg. <3

I relate because I always have cold footsies. Brrr.
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, glad you liked! <3

Jun. 4th, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
Cute, thanks.
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Jun. 4th, 2010 01:54 am (UTC)
This post fills me with love and smiles.

I totally put my cold feet on SO's warm legs. ♥
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:20 pm (UTC)
Yay! :D Thank you!

And SO torture is always good, I think. ;)
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
Loved this--totally brought a huge smile to my face. :-)
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:21 pm (UTC)
I'm glad it worked for you! :)

Thank you! <3
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
ahahaha that pic made it that much cuter X3333
Jun. 4th, 2010 03:42 am (UTC)
those boxers totally remind me of bones, btw XD
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Jun. 4th, 2010 03:24 pm (UTC)
If you find one, clone him and ship one here, please! ;)

Thank you! <3
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